diff --git a/src/definitions.rs b/src/definitions.rs
index e870948..4c6885e 100644
--- a/src/definitions.rs
+++ b/src/definitions.rs
@@ -1,10 +1,11 @@
-// Tokio async crap
-
-use poise::serenity_prelude as serenity;
+const SLOP_SCOUNDREL_SERVER_ID: u64 = 752667089155915846;
+const SLOP_SCOUNDREL_ROLE_ID: u64 = 1508961172223951078;
 
 #[allow(unused_imports)]
 use crate::settings::*;
 
+use poise::serenity_prelude::{self as serenity, FullEvent, RoleId};
+
 // Data passed to every command (shared state)
 pub struct Data {}
 
@@ -15,13 +16,31 @@ pub type Error = Box<dyn std::error::Error + Send + Sync>;
 pub type Context<'a> = poise::Context<'a, Data, Error>;
 
 pub async fn event_handler(
-    _ctx: &serenity::Context,
-    _event: &serenity::FullEvent,
+    ctx: &serenity::Context,
+    event: &serenity::FullEvent,
     _framework: poise::FrameworkContext<'_, Data, Error>,
     _data: &Data,
 ) -> Result<(), Error> {
     // Future event handling will go here
     // Data will contain the database connection
-
+    match &event {
+        &FullEvent::Message { new_message } => {
+            if new_message.guild_id.unwrap() == SLOP_SCOUNDREL_SERVER_ID {
+                if new_message
+                    .author
+                    .has_role(
+                        ctx.http.clone(),
+                        new_message.guild_id.unwrap(),
+                        RoleId::new(SLOP_SCOUNDREL_ROLE_ID),
+                    )
+                    .await
+                    .unwrap() && !new_message.attachments.is_empty()
+                {
+                    new_message.channel_id.say(ctx.http.clone(), "kys").await?;
+                }
+            }
+        }
+        _ => {}
+    }
     Ok(())
 }
diff --git a/src/event_handlers.rs b/src/event_handlers.rs
index 20565f5..8b13789 100644
--- a/src/event_handlers.rs
+++ b/src/event_handlers.rs
@@ -1,2 +1 @@
-#[allow(dead_code)]
-const SLOP_SCOUNDREL_ROLE_ID: u64 = 1508961172223951078;
+